does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
oh my heart is just aching.
I know a fair amount about fine food and drink.
Is this the way a toy feels when its batteries run dry?
I am the watch you always wear but you forget to wind
So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…
This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
American Horror Story: Murder House [x]
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
me when im drunk